Have you ever received a bank statement filled with charges from Amazon, only to discover that your family members have been buying the craziest things on the website? Well, that’s exactly what happened to me. From UFO detectors to coffins, my family’s purchases left me both bewildered and intrigued. In this article, we will count down the top 10 craziest things you can actually buy on Amazon. So, buckle up and prepare to be amazed!
10. UFO Detector
Starting off our list at number 10 is a bonafide UFO detector. Yes, you read that right. This device claims to sense and detect magnetic and electromagnetic disturbances, alerting you when aliens are about to abduct you and your family. While the technology seems straight out of a sci-fi movie, it’s available on Amazon for a cool price of $87.66. Whether you want to keep it as a conversation starter or genuinely believe in extraterrestrial encounters, this UFO detector is a must-have for the curious minds out there.
9. Coffin
Next up at number 9 is a rather unusual birthday gift – a coffin. That’s right, my wife surprised me with a coffin for my birthday. While it may seem morbid at first, it was meant to be a humorous gesture. Complete with all the bells and whistles, this coffin even had a custom message painted on the top. Although it may not be everyone’s idea of a perfect birthday present, it definitely made for a memorable moment. Unfortunately, it’s currently sold out on Amazon, so you’ll have to wait to get your hands on one.
8. Decal of a Senior Citizen Using an Asthma Inhaler
Now, this one caught me off guard. My daughter purchased a decal of a senior citizen using an asthma inhaler for almost $60. She decided to replace her old boy band posters with this unique artwork. While the reasoning behind this purchase remains a mystery, it goes to show that Amazon offers a wide range of eccentric products. Whether you’re a fan of unconventional wall decor or just want to spark curiosity in your guests, this decal is definitely a conversation starter.
7. The Original Boyfriend Body Pillow
Coming in at number 7 is the original boyfriend body pillow. Yes, you heard that correctly. This pillow is designed to resemble a “boyfriend” for those seeking a cuddle companion. As ridiculous as it may sound, my wife actually bought it for me. She claimed that my occasional business trips left her longing for a cuddle partner. While I found it amusing, my daughter wanted one as well. Needless to say, sharing a boyfriend body pillow with your mother can lead to some interesting family dynamics.
6. Real Human Finger
This one took me by surprise. My son managed to find a website on Amazon where you can purchase real human bones, including fingers. Yes, you read that right. He spent $15 on human finger bones to add to his collection. As bizarre as it may sound, this website claims to sell authentic bones from various sources. While I’m still trying to comprehend the fascination with bones, it goes to show that Amazon offers products that cater to even the strangest of hobbies.
5. Cellulite Therapy Cell Phone Case
For those looking to embrace their quirkiness, Amazon has just the product for you – a cellulite therapy cell phone case. My wife bought this $60 case for her outdated Samsung S5, much to my confusion. The case depicts a doctor treating cellulite, and my wife couldn’t understand why such a product existed. I reassured her that wacky phone cases are a part of a global trend, but this one certainly stands out. Whether you want to make a statement or simply confuse people, this phone case is sure to turn heads.
4. Pocket-sized Suture Pad
Who would have thought that a pocket-sized suture pad would be available on Amazon? Apparently, my son did. He claimed that he wanted to practice his suturing skills on the go, just in case he pursued a career in surgery or became the next Dr. Frankenstein. This $20 kit allows you to practice stitching up rubber skin, making it an unconventional but practical purchase for those interested in medical procedures. Just remember to keep it discreet while practicing on public transportation.
3. 3000 Live Ladybugs
If you’re in need of natural pest control or simply want to prank your neighbor, Amazon has got you covered with 3000 live ladybugs. For about $16 plus shipping, you can release these beneficial insects into your garden to control unwanted pests. However, please use this responsibly and avoid causing harm to the environment. As for my personal plans with the ladybugs, well, let’s just say my neighbor Randy shouldn’t have called me crazy.
2. 55-Gallon Drum of Natural Water-Based Lubricant
Coming in at number 2 is a product that left me speechless – a 55-gallon drum of natural water-based lubricant. Priced at around $1500, this colossal container of lube raises many questions. Who needs this much lubricant? What exactly are they planning to do? While my family members denied purchasing it, the mystery remains. Some things are better left unexplained, and this product definitely falls into that category.
1. A Book on 25 Placenta Recipes
Finally, we have reached the pinnacle of bizarre Amazon purchases – a book on 25 placenta recipes. My wife surprised me once again by revealing her plan to serve placenta instead of turkey at our next Thanksgiving dinner. While I found the idea gross, she saw it as a trend-setting move. This Kindle book, priced at $2.99, offers various recipes for cooking placenta in different ways. Whether you’re looking to shock your guests or genuinely explore unconventional culinary adventures, this book promises to be a conversation starter.
Conclusion
And there you have it, the top 10 craziest things you can buy on Amazon. From UFO detectors to placenta recipes, Amazon truly offers a wide range of unique and unusual products. Whether these items are a testament to human curiosity or just a reflection of individual quirks, they certainly add some spice to our everyday lives. While some purchases may seem outlandish, remember that we all have different interests and tastes. So, the next time you browse through Amazon, keep an open mind and who knows, you might just stumble upon the next crazy item to spark your curiosity.
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Disclaimer: The content presented in this article is for entertainment purposes only. The mentioned products may not be suitable for everyone and should be purchased and used responsibly and within the boundaries of the law.
